The Callers Part II
“Mr.
Ewing?”
“Yes m’boy,
what is it now?”
“Got a T3S
sir.”
“Another
talk-to-the-supervisor? Yes, yes, patch it in. Mark Ewing speaking.”
“Yes, hello
Mr. Ewing, my name is Brandon Foster.”
“Hello Mr.
Foster, what can I do for you today”
“Well Mr. Ewing,
I’m calling regarding the “life insurance fee” that’s been appearing on my
statement…”
“Ah yes, of
course, the free life insurance we’ve offered as a gift to only our best
clients, for the minimum amount of five dollars a month. I see here on my database,
you’re one of the lucky few who were considered for this wonderful reward
program.”
“Yes Mr.
Ewing, but the thing is, I never actually accepted anything. I wasn’t told this
service would be charged monthly to my bill, and now I’ve had to pay it twice,
and I’d like to cancel it.”
“Now, now,
my dear Mr. Foster, I’m afraid that once the service has been activated, it
cannot be deactivated for the remainder of the year. Since the first charge to
your account wasn’t objected to within the first 30 days, the service was
deemed as accepted, and it will remain active until a year has passed. If
within a year you still want to cancel it -which I highly doubt once you see
the benefits you’re getting- you can call within the first 30 days and see to
it then.”
“Yes of
course, I understand perfectly, I’m sorry for the inconvenience sir, I actually
understand quite well, my own company works the same way…”
“Good man
Mr. Foster, is there anything else I can help yo---“
“Well now,
isn’t that a coincidence? Mr. Ewing, first name Mark?”
“Yes,
that’s…”
“Of course!
The world is so small isn’t it? I have your name right here on my desk, your
contract with us started today! My, my, how exciting… I bet you’ve been waiting
for this day for a whole month now, huh?”
“I beg your
pardon Mr. Foster, but I don’t understand.”
“Well, you
did get our letter didn’t you? The one offering you free sex for a whole year
when you accepted our services?”
“This is
preposterous, never in my life have I---“
“Yes, I
have here, on your file the exact date on which you got the letter. One month
and one day ago, and within the first 30 days, you didn’t call to cancel the
service, so it was assumed you accepted it.”
“Listen
here you quack…”
“Oh my,
what a pity you’re at work and won’t enjoy it yourself. Oh, but I’m sure the
missus at home has a proper ID, so don’t you worry.”
“I’m
calling the police right now! I don’t know which kind of sick joke you think
you’re playing at, but you have no idea what this’ll do to your credit history,
I’ll, I’ll… ”
“And isn’t
that just grand? You are one of the lucky few for whom this contract shall be
fulfilled compulsorily for a whole year! Mr. Ewing, I must congratulate you on
your good judgment.”
“That’s it,
good bye, I don’t have to listen to this nonsense anymore!”
“Oh wait
Mr. Ewing, one last thing, seeing as how you’re one of our premium clients, you
needn’t worry about your location when the due date comes. Our offices around
the world, will be there to fulfill every one of your needs, wherever you are.
Complimentary service. Have a wonderful day Mr. Ewing.”
“Listen
you---you… Nathan! Nathan! Get in here this instant!”
“Y-yes Mr.
Ewing?”
“I want
that phone number tracked, I want a
detective in here immediately, I want that son of a bitch to never be able to
get a buck loaned to him, not even by his own mother! Now boy! What the hell
are you waiting for?”
“Yes, Mr.
Ewing. Right away sir… uh sir, actually… there’s a detective for you on line
3.”
“Mark
Ewing.”
“Mr. Ewing,
I’m Detective Dawson. I’m calling from your home sir, I’m afraid there’s been
an incident…”